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I Am Legend (2007)

I Am Legend

First Impression: I read a few negative reviews on this and never really cared for Will Smith, but my brother insisted to watch with me. His girlfriend walked out of the theatre because it was too scary, so he bought the DVD. No matter how scary/crappy the movie is I would never walk out a theatre; it’s paid for dammit, sleep through it or something.

Afterthoughts: I’ve got some beef with a few of the plot points, but otherwise, it’s a fairly decent popcorn movie. First, does Will Smith need to be naked and exercising in every fucking movie he’s in? Or maybe I’m just “lucky” to see him naked in every movie. Second, he’s just too young to be a Lt. Col. Third, *SPOILER* wow, served him right to have his family killed first when he sent them away on the helicopter, selfish ass. Lastly, I’m just SO glad they didn’t use the alternate ending, made the zombies so lovey dovey.

In My Father’s Den (2004)

In My Father's Den

First Impression: I’ve wanted to watch this after Matthew Macfadyen’s wonderful performance in Pride & Prejudice but it’s not an easy film to find as it was never officially released in North America. I had the fortunate opportunity to catch it on YouTube.

Afterthoughts: As I said on the shoutbox awhile ago, I never realized what sort of movies I liked to watch (”Anything that’s good” was my standard answer to anyone who asked) until I watched this movie. It’s easy to write a tragedy, but tragedy that makes you feel at peace after you watch it is gold. This movie, though presented in a twisty way for mystery sake, was heartbreaking yet so beautiful at the same time. I thought Matthew was great in P&P, but after watching this movie, I knew why I like him so much. His acting is so effortless you probably can’t even call it acting. Aside from Katee Sackhoff’s Starbuck in that scene where she confess to Adama that she was responsible for his son’s death, I’ve never wanted to hug another fictional character in my life. I don’t know why anyone would want to read my movie reviews, but if you’re reading this now, you’d know I dissed more movies than I have praised. If by any chance, you are able to find this online (still), in a rental store, or even in theatre, you MUST watch it.

Illusionist (2006)

The Illusionist

First Impression: I’ve been meaning to watch this ever since it came out because I’m a fan of Edward Norton. Finally rented it when I was in Vancouver.

Afterthoughts: Not bad, though I expected much better. I enjoyed everyone’s performance other than Jessica Biel’s; I don’t understand why anyone would want to cast her. I knew what was going to happen in the end but had a hard time figuring out how Eisenheim did it until Inspector Uhl’s own realization. A mystery that I cannot solve until the final revelation is always welcomed.

The Interpreter (2005)

The Interpreter

First Impression: Pretty boring movie. Nothing urged me to see it whatsoever.

Afterthoughts: Too long, too implausible, sometimes too complicated. I don’t know why they portrayed the law enforcement as clueless. It was nice to hear Nicole Kidman speaking “Ku”, though I guess I’d have no idea if her pronunciation’s right. Don’t see it unless you’re a major fan of Kidman or Sean Penn (who had a disappointing performance) or need some help to fall asleep. The useless police plot created complications that shouldn’t have been there in the first place. And the Sean Penn Nicole Kidman “lil’ moment of affectionate feelings” just cheapened the main plot (um…if not abit icky). The whole relationship between them was so contrived and predictable. I don’t have anything against the cultural/political story…it’s not my place to criticize that.

Initial D (2005)

Initial D

First Impression: I hate most Hong Kong movies, but my dad wanted watch it. The whole family’d watched the anime and enjoyed it.

Afterthoughts: Most of the scenes and dialogue made me cringe, but the jokes were pretty funny. I loved Anthony Wong Chau Sang, who was hilarious as Takumi Fujiwara’s dad. Jay Chow, who played Takumi, was just awful in the part; he was forced to speak Cantonese and his expressionless acting was just unbearable. If you liked the animated series, stick with it please; This HK version just seems like a really bad fan-made movie. I’m glad it stayed faithful in the scene directing and special fx, however, which was almost identical to many shots in the series.

Inside Man (2006)

Inside Man

First Impression: Abha wanted to see it…I didn’t want to study…and Clive Owen’s in it, so why the hell not?

Afterthoughts: LOOONG…too long. The plot was ok, it wasn’t keeping you guessing but more of keeping you waiting for that One Final Reveal – the ultimate plan that Clive Owen’s robbing team had that will allow them to get out of the bank unfazed. Not much of an intro, climax, or anti-climax…just a small ‘ah HA!’ at the end. The dressing hostages as the robbers scheme reminded me of V for Vendetta, which I just watched days before. Clever, but the difference is, V never let the cops know his voice beforehand. Jodie Foster didn’t annoy me this time, but she was playing a smarmy bitch. Denzel Washington, same old smart mouth black cop routine. Clive Owen, couldn’t see his face much, but his voice was enough.

The Island (2005)

The Island

First Impression: Hmm, well I was pretty indifferent about this movie. Scarlett Johannsson is a beautiful lady, and Ewan McGregor is endearingly hot, but those weren’t reason enough to make me pay for it. The trailer was a bit misleading too; I was pretty confused on what the story was about.

Afterthoughts: Ok, this wasn’t a disappointing movie because I didn’t expect much. It’s a pretty predictable flawed Utopian society movie with all the appropriate twists here and there. If you are familiar Minority Report, Equilibrium, Matrix, Fahrenheit 451…this is the result of them all mixed up together. Acting was alright; Johannsson was a little stiff from time to time (maybe that was intentional), but McGregor handled his character transformation fairly well and was quite believable. It’s an OK movie.