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Tropic Thunder (2008)

Tropic Thunder

First Impression: I didn’t even watch the trailer of this but I thought the premise was pretty funny. And I’ve never seen such a highly lauded (B+) Ben Stiller movie since Zoolander.

Afterthoughts: The movie did made me laugh about 70% of the time, the rest of it was probably due to the unfunny performance by Jack Black and Downey being too black for me to understand what the hell he’s actually saying. Loved the cameo by Tom Cruise as the ugly ass studio executive. And thank you Ben Stiller for not making this another one of your failed comedy (and while I was doing research on Stiller, he seems to have another Focker sequel lined up…please tell me that will go straight to video.) I would love to rent the movie again just to catch all of Downey’s hilarious performance.

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight

First Impression: I never really cared for Batman because really…those bat ears always make me laugh, but Heath Ledger died because of this film, how could I miss this?

Afterthoughts: And am I glad I watched it in theatre (full too…on opening night). I never realized the story of Batman is this dark. What I like more about Batman than most other superhero comics/films is that he doesn’t really have any special power. His strength and agility comes from his suit and gadgets, and all of it because he’s just a rich bastard. It is refreshing to know a rich dude actually cares so much about the city as well. But praises aside for Batman, it was of course Heath Ledger’s joker who stole the movie. In films and TV, villains are always the more interesting and fun to watch (Sarah Corvus anyone?) and in this movie especially so. That menacing evilness combined with his playful jokes and “pranks”, thanks to Ledger’s great performance and the writers’ dialogue, really overshadowed Batman’s somewhat laughable turmoil about revealing his identity. One of the best action movies I’ve watched and I probably will watch it again when my dad rent it.

Flags of Our Fathers (2006)

Flags of Our Fathers

First Impression: I meant to watch this first but it was never in. Glad I could rent it this time.

Afterthoughts: I’m not sure how accurate the story is but I loved it. The soldiers who reluctantly (for some) got sucked into fame and glory just for putting up a flag, they need to constantly carry the guilt of being mislabeled as a hero. And it’s also depressing to see them not treated with respect as veterans after the war, though understandably no one had the luxury of creature comfort during those times. It’s films such as this that always remind me how the civilian never understand the military. The current argument about the poorly named Canadian Sacrifice medal is a good example. Rules are black and white, you can’t bend the rule because your child didn’t receive a medal. That’s a debate for another time…

Michael Clayton (2007)

Michael Clayton

First Impression: I heard about how good this is, but never knew what it was about before watching the movie.

Afterthoughts: The movie goes fairly slow, but the many twist in the story keeps it from being boring. All the actors did a great job in this film, Tilda Swinton really deserved her Oscar win (though in recent news, it seems she doesn’t care for it much and has since given it away to her American agent). One of the few George Clooney movies I liked.

Jumper (2008)

Jumper

First Impression: Having 2 for 1 new release coupons always force us to rent something we don’t even know if it’s good. I didn’t even remember this being in theatre.

Afterthoughts: Nice special effect but boring story. It does always surprise me how Hayden’s deep voice doesn’t match his boyish face at all. The high point of the movie was when Hayden finally met his childhood bully, played by Teddy Dunn. That was when I yelled out (in my mind) “Hey, that’s Duncan [from Veronica Mars]!”, which then reminded me of how much I miss Veronica Mars.

Rambo (2008)

Rambo

First Impression: My dad insisted on renting this, even though I knew it would suck ass.

Afterthoughts: Wow, this movie was just laughably bad. So a bunch of aid workers went to Burma to “help people”. Despite the warning from Rambo, they believe they can make a difference by giving the local civilian medicine, while they’re in the fucking war zone…without backup…as they don’t believe in violence, even when one of the women (who caught the eyes of Rambo) was almost raped. Then they got kidnapped by the local army, so the aid workers’ manager decided to hire some random mercenaries to rescue them. Thanks for not believing in violence man! So after proving how incompetent the mercenaries are, Rambo pretty much single-handedly killed the entire army and saved the girl he fancied. Insert scenes of moral debate and old Rambo movies in the middle and you have the new Rambo movies.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

First Impression: I enjoyed the first one, so I had to watch it again with my brother…in theatre.

Afterthoughts: I was a bit disappointed in this sequel, but mainly due to the inclusion of Alice’s seemingly supernatural ability that pretty much rendered her unbeatable. I also didn’t like the girl playing Jill Valentine, and perhaps the clothes looked a little slutty in “real life”. The end dragged abit but the audience were rewarded by one more kick ass scene from Alice in the lab so I forgave them. Actually, I forgot to mention this in my other two reviews but how awesome are the costumes in the RE series? They’re another reason why I can’t stop watching. Jessie and I have joked about me dressing up as Alice on Halloween…well, because of the obvious…but I really don’t think I can live up to Milla Jovovich awesomeness.

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and Kick Ass

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil

First Impression: I loved the game series, even though I never managed to finish any of them cuz well, I played the Japanese version, Biohazard.

Afterthoughts: This was my introduction to a movie series I could not refuse! I watched it in the theatre with my brother. It was such a fun, awesome, zombie movie. And I loved this so much I have watched with my dad on rental, on TV, and rented it AGAIN for the zombie night. In fact, the whole movie marathon thing was for this series. The acting maybe sub par and the music a little too loud, but I’ll never forget the KILLER LAZERs and KICK ASS Alice (I wish it’s me). I’ve always liked Milla Jovovich but she just rocked on so many level she became my hero after this movie (fangirl? moi?). If you’re a video game fan, it doesn’t really follow the game plot line at all but does throw in a reference or two. It works well as a regular action movie if you forget it’s a crappy adaptation.

Blade Runner (1982)

First Impression: I knew of this movie after reading about Edward James Olmos’ (Adama in BSG) involvement and an apparent shared philosophical theme with Battlestar. When the awesome ultimate collector’s edition came out recently, I was sort of tempted to get it because it seemed so cool (even though I had no idea what the significant of the briefcase was). Then by chance, I came upon the DVD in the library so I borrowed it. Apparently there’s like 5 frakking different versions of this, I’m not sure which one I watched.

Afterthoughts: I liked what this movie implied, the message it was trying to tell the audience, but perhaps it’s such an old film that I could not immerse myself in its environment. The weird Japanese-inspired future, the 80’s costume design, they just took me out of the story. I was pleasantly surprised when one of the character said, “If I go north, would you come after me?” which I immediately knew was semi-quoted by Sharon in BSG. I want to say I’d watch this again, but that stupid wailing by the Japanese woman in the background was just so annoying. I think I’ll check out the book in the future. (Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?)

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007)

First Impression: It’s the first frakking BSG movie (on tv)! In addition to the big gap between season 3 and 4, there really was no reason to miss this at all. I did wonder whether to write a review on this however, as people who would actually read this review probably know about the show already, and they either refuses to watch or have already been hooked.

Afterthoughts: The movie was a bit of a let down, as it only visually presented what had already been implied about the painful event on Battlestar Pegasus. Plus that big hype about Admiral Cain being a lesbian? If it wasn’t for that Quizno commercial I would have missed the relationship entirely! Tricia Helfer was grossly underused in the film. I mean, hello? She’s Gina, shouldn’t she have more screen time? Plus the fact that a random Six just stepped on the Pegasus just to die and move the plot along didn’t make sense at all. Thanks for exposing your comrade Six. With the complainings done, let me just say that I really liked Stephanie Chaves-Jacobsen’s performance. It’s hard to be the lead in a series you just walked into. And the chemistry with Katee Sackhoff! Okay, so maybe Katee can have chemistry with just about anything, including non-animated objects. Ronald D. Moore should have gone with that girl on girl pairing instead :p. Also, could Katee get any hotter?





Ahem…anyway, at least I got my BSG fix over the break.