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Katee Sackhoff

Katee Sackhoff
Full Name: Kathryn Ann Sackhoff
Birth date: April 8, 1980 (29yo)
Height: 5′ 6 1/2″ (169cm)
Eye Color: Hazel
Requested by: Jessie and JN

Why is she featured?
A better question would be, why did it take me so long to write about her? One part is because I don’t think anything I write would do her justice, the other part is of course laziness. I think you should be more worried I knew most of the stuff below without looking them up.

Is she a lesbian?
Good question. It’s one that I’m sure alot of enquiring minds would like to know. She appears to be with her boyfriend Scott at the moment, so most likely no.

What’s her story?
If you’re just going by her filmography, it’s really nothing to be excited about. Katee started off doing Lifetime TV movie, Fifteen and Pregnant, then a relatively unknown TV series, The Education of Max Bickford and later moved on to do crappy movies such as Halloween: Resurrection, White Noise 2, and The Last Sentinel (Awful, bloody film from what I’ve heard). So what’s with all the fascination and admiration? All because of one torture soul in the critically acclaimed Battlestar GalacticaKara “Starbuck” Thrace.

To be honest, I didn’t really like her when I first saw the BSG mini-series, she was too much of a man for me (in later interviews she did admit to base the character on her brother), and at first glance she wasn’t very attractive. However, four episodes and a mesmerizing lip quivering near tears scene later, I was in love. I guess I should thank her injured knee that she decided to quit her Olympic swimming dream and got into acting. After 4 impressive years in BSG, most had hoped David Eick’s (one of BSG’s producers) new show Bionic Woman would be a new home to showcast Sackhoff’s performance. And it did, a little too well I would say. BW’s story was a frakking joke and combined with a weak lead actress, Michelle Ryan, it never stood a chance. If the network ever wish to revive the show though, they should just give the lead to Katee, who all the critics agree was the better Bionic Woman.

Besides her obvious acting chops, Katee’s down to earth personality is what really makes her rise above all other celebrities. Her impulsiveness, potty-mouth, road rage, Harley Davidson motocycle, wine addiction (I kid) just makes you want to fear befriend her. She also has two cute dogs named Meatball and Nelly B (named after Katee’s character in Max Bickford).

What’s her current project?
Still waiting for Lost & Found to be picked up, but currently filming season 8 of 24 as an analyst (boooring! She better be shooting guns and doing field work like Chloe).


— Random Quotes —

Pretty much anything that Katee says in an interview is comedy gold, especially with Cort & Fatboy. I think you should just listen to them all.

On her upbringing: “People are shocked to learn that I grew up in a small town, and I love to be in the dirt. And I love to camp, and I love to fish. I love to gut my own fish”

On her sex scene: “[Jamie Bamber's] wife actually told him not to do his O face, you know, like the oh oh OH face. And I was like, oh my god, what does my O face look like? So I actually practiced in the mirror. What does my O face look like, you never actually see it. It was interesting.”


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The Snow Walker (2003)

The Snow Walker

First Impression: No idea this exist until we went to Ellen’s house one day.

Afterthoughts: It’s hard to support indie films, when they’re the same cliche tripe produced in Hollywood, except with a crappier budget. I’m sure back in the 50s white people were really as mentally ugly (racist) and retarded (about environment) as portrayed but geez can the pilot be any more clueless about flying and survival? Even without Ellen’s expert opinion, everybody in the room knew you never leave the scene of the crash! And the pilot fought in WWII, so there’s no reason for him to be so stupid throughout the movie just to play on our sympathy for the Inuit. The location was beautiful sure, but if there’s all there is to it I might as well have watched a documentary. Ha, I just checked IMDB and it turns out Michael Buble was in it, and I didn’t even know. Gah, and I was also digging my brains where I’ve seen the pilot’s boss before…he was played by Jack Bauer’s father!

17 Again (2009)

17 Again

First Impression: Well here’s a random review. I’m indifferent towards Zac Efron (didn’t watch High School Musical) and do find him cute but too pretty for his own good. Wait, so why did I watch this? I was reading the Television Without Pity review and they said the B-plot (about Zac’s nerd best friend Ned) was pretty sweet.

Afterthoughts: The main plot was just as I’d imagined, lots of incest jokes and many gratuitous “sexy” Zac Efron scenes, but I expected all of that anyway so let’s just focus on why I really watched the movie…Ned’s seduction of Zac’s principal Jane. I will never be as huge a nerd as Ned, so his quirkiness is hard to relate and somewhat over-the-top, but what a comedic gem it was when Ned finally had his dinner date with Jane, oh man it was so worth suffering the rest of the film. I do have a bone to pick though, and that was using Cat Power’s song “The Greatest” in that cheesy divorce courtroom scene. I learned of the song through a BSG vid with Starbuck and Kat, so I will never be able to associate that song with any romantic notion whatsoever.

Coraline (2009)

Coraline

First Impression: As most of you know, Neil Gaiman is my favourite author and naturally I’ve been waiting for this film since forever. The film premiere weekend coincided with Hailey and Jessie’s birthday, so we decided to watch this after snowshoeing at Cypress.

Afterthoughts: I really wanted to like this film A LOT, but sadly came away a little disappointed. It is inevitable for fans of the book to know exactly what’s going to happen. I didn’t have a problem with Stardust, but with a horror movie such as this, I guess it didn’t work in its favour. It’s nice to see other people in the theatre, such as Ellen, who genuinely got creeped out by the film. I’m also not really a fan of 3D…it worked fine for a little while, but after my eyes got a little tired, the images started to blur. Though it’s probably impossible (or impractical) to do so, I think the movie would be even scarier with real people. One last annoying thing would be Coraline herself. I don’t remember her ever being this insolent, unsympathetic child in the book. I’m not sure if it’s just Dakota Fanning’s interpretation or Henry Selick’s direction. The last time a character “rankled my ass” (borrowed the words from BSG’s Cavil) similiarly would be Ellen Page’s Juno. Flaws aside, the film was visually stunning, with tiny things like the popcorn-pooping chicken and the angel-wings-wearing dog to tickle your fancy.

We went into the theatre about 10min before the screen time and it was pretty much full already, so our group had to sit separately. Which was fine really, because it meant Ellen won’t be able to grab my arms. I did have to question people’s common sense for bringing their crying 2 year old baby into the movie, well any movies for that matter. It’s a scary movie, and I don’t think your 2 year old would understand much anyway.

Nurse.Fighter.Boy (2008)

Nurse.Fighter.Boy

First Impression: The only reason why I went to this particular First Weekend Club screening is because there would be a cast Q&A afterward. I decided to drag Abha into this as well because there was nothing good in the Norm theatre.

Afterthoughts: This was a fairly pointless story that felt more like a showcase for the cast’s talent. The dialogue was riddled with cliches and the plot highly predictable and contrived. I do agree with the 24hrs/Metro reviews that the cast did a great job despite the material they were given. The soundtrack was really good as well, and along with the last Canadian film I saw (Walk All Over Me), it seems Canadian film makers knows their music. We (well not me) got to ask Karen LeBlanc (lead actress) some questions at the end, and she mentioned this is her first feature film, which was a pleasant surprise. She’ll go far in her acting career, if she knows how to choose her films correctly…

Watching the Detectives (2007)

Watching the Detectives

First Impression: At first I was going to settle on “Up the Yangtze” when Ellen was at Rogers, but then Kimmy vehemently opposed to watching documentaries and we settled on this unknown little movie.

Afterthoughts: This movie was a pleasant surprise. If I had looked at the DVD cover or watched the trailer, I would never have rented it. Cillian Murphy to me was always the dude with the creepy eyes, and Lucy well, I just didn’t like her. The romance worked solely because of Cillian’s adorable portrayal of such a gullible yet lovable character. It would’ve been even better to cast someone else as the femme fatale (maybe Charlize Theron??). Lucy’s attempt at (faking) drunkenness just made me want to fast forward the scene. A lot of the frontal and overhead shots were a nice nod as well to the film noir genre…which also sadly reminds me of Veronica Mars (dammit!). The story was pretty simple yet quite effective (Kimmy would disagree) because I think deep down everyone craves an adventure…or ten. I have to change my mind about Cillian too; when he was spotting his shades and rocking out in his backyard he was just drop dead gorgeous…ok maybe it’s because I couldn’t see his eyes in that scene.

Burn After Reading (2008)

Burn After Reading

First Impression: I wanted to watch it when it came out, but as usual, I was too lazy to go. Went along with Abha to watch at UBC Norm. I just hoped it was nothing like Ocean Eleven, all “witty” banter with no heist action.

Afterthoughts: The first thing that came to mind while watching the movie, was how much fun the whole cast had in making this movie. Brad Pitt obviously enjoyed his role as the clueless airhead personal trainer. There were quite a few laughs in the movie, especially in midst of violence and gore. I’ve only seen another Coen brothers’ movie, No Country for Old Men, but I could definitely recognize the same twisted humour in both films. (tiny spoiler coming) There was this particular um device that Clooney’s character made, and I must have a really dirty mind because I knew exactly what it was before he moved the chair. Overall a pretty original comedy with great acting. Really loved Frances McDormand and Tilda Swinton.

Transiberian (2008)

Transiberian

First Impression: Didn’t even know about this film. Boring DVD cover.

Afterthoughts: Wow, I didn’t even know there was a railway that goes through China and Russia, actually more surprised they would allow that to happen. I didn’t really expect most of the twists in this railway mystery (which seems twisted for twisty sakes), but by the end I was more frustrated at the idiotic rogue Russian polices who couldn’t even recognize a major tourist attraction. Stupid details like that just take me out of the movie. The film did feature a pretty gory and painful torture scene; I was surprised the victim survived.

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (2008)

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

First Impression: I was just browsing the Festival Cinema website one day to see what indie movies are worth watching and came upon a special Vancouver Sun hosted Sunday Morning screening for this movie. Free breakfast was a nice incentive too.

Afterthoughts: I think this is the first movie I’ve ever seen where most of the people in theatre ended up in tears and sniffles. The story of the boy, son of a Nazi officer, and his new friend, a Jewish boy living in concentration camp was certainly both endearing and tragic. I’m no expert in history so I don’t know how accurate the movie was (it was based on a fictional novel). I was fairly surprised at how lively and carefree (and ignorant) life was for the non-Jews in Germany, at least how it was portrayed in the beginning of the movie before the boy’s family had to move right smack next to a Jewish camp. I loved how the minor characters in the movie were well fleshed out, like the violent but probably secretly Jewish Nazi Jr. officer and the doctor-turned-potato peeling servant, which made the situation ever more conflicting. There were some reviews that said the movie proposed such an impossible premise that they couldn’t enjoy the film at all. However, I’m glad I was able to hear otherwise from other audiences who actually knew of people that lived through the dark period. The exact scenario was certainly a little far-fetched, but it was a great supposition with heartbreaking performance from the ensemble cast.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

The Day the Earth Stood Still

First Impression: Keanu Reeves is certainly no Oscar calibre actor, but he does have this presence that seems to draw me to (most of ) his films, and by presence I actually meant he’s really hot. All I knew about the movie was what was shown in the trailer and that it was a remake.

Afterthoughts: I don’t think I was disappointed by the movie, as I had no expectation to begin with, but I really felt it brought nothing new to the table. The plot is certainly not original, being a remake, and there has been countless movies on the same subject matter of human nature plus advancing technology causing our own demise. What it also reminded me of was obviously BSG’s plot, that some self-righteous antagonist judged that we are all not worth living and decided to exterminate the human race (better executed of course in the show). The fact that the alien(s) made the lethal decision solely on some people arguing and subsequently changed their mind because of an annoying kid crying made the promising story such a laughing matter. The acting, though slightly brilliant from the little kid, was pretty much over-shadowed by Reeves’ robot impersonation (once again) and Connelly’s mediocre performance. I’ve never seen the original version, so I can’t compare, but in addition to being slightly amazed, and at times amused, by the special effects, I couldn’t help but laugh at all the glaring product placements, which has become the staples of Hollywood films. The ever present Microsoft and Vista logo, the fancy but impractical MS Surface technology, LG phones, Citizen watch, Honda car (for quick getaway!), and of course McDonald’s (for secret alien meetings) were blatantly displayed for us paying customers. By now you can tell I’m not impressed at all with the movie; at least I didn’t pay for it. I guess my parting question would be, are Chinese aliens, or just the preferred language for incognito meetings (at least the bastardized version of Mandarin)?